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off-topic What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

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The first thing I do is look for my bong to smoke a popper(piece of a tobacco with weed), than I make something to eat for breakfast.
I wish. But, I have other vices.

My exercise-induced asthma medicine is a stimulant, so I take that despite not needing it at the time (it's safe because it's essentially a couple of cups of green tea; not the other ones that would make me feel like I'm running a marathon and put my heart rate at like 150 BPM), drink a cup of coffee, and then pop a Zyn in. That 3 hit combo sure wakes me up from a groggy night's sleep.
 
Use the bathroom, check my email, and then get something to eat. Not always in that order, through. Also, I go to the bathroom somewhere between doing these three.
 
It depends on what wakes me up. If it's feeling pressed, I would go for the bathroom immediately but if it's not, my smartphone would be the first thing I'm reaching out to.
I understand your point because what we do in the mornings can be determined by our body functions. At least sometimes, you can wake up just because you’re pressed or it could even be a call.
 
When I wake up, I always have an urge t go to bathroom. After I come back from bathroom. I drink water, I am in a habit of drinking a glass of water in the morning and then start my day
 
I understand your point because what we do in the mornings can be determined by our body functions. At least sometimes, you can wake up just because you’re pressed or it could even be a call.

Calls would never be what's going to wake me up in the morning. This is because my phone is set on DND when I'm ready to sleep. I wake up when I'm okay.
 
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