off-topic What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

[Bawse]

The first thing I do is look for my bong to smoke a popper(piece of a tobacco with weed), than I make something to eat for breakfast.

How about you?

 

[Reelz]

That's fun! I wish I could do that but I prefer a coffee instead. Having said that, the first thing I do immediately after I wake up is gather my children for morning devotion.

 

[Harsh World]

The first thing I do is look for my bong to smoke a popper(piece of a tobacco with weed), than I make something to eat for breakfast.

I wish. But, I have other vices.

My exercise-induced asthma medicine is a stimulant, so I take that despite not needing it at the time (it's safe because it's essentially a couple of cups of green tea; not the other ones that would make me feel like I'm running a marathon and put my heart rate at like 150 BPM), drink a cup of coffee, and then pop a Zyn in. That 3 hit combo sure wakes me up from a groggy night's sleep.

 

[Righteousness]

For l always pray to the almighty God immediately after waking up.

 

[Zoldos]

The first thing I do when I wake up is use the bathroom. hehe

 

[ActionAce]

In the morning, when I wake up, I yawn and take some water to wash down my throat and probably do light exercises afterwards.

 

[1stop]

I love, love, love my morning schedule. I pull the curtains and let the sunlight in to feel the nature. then, I get out of bed and start exercising.

 

[Dead2009]

Use the bathroom

 

[Alamson]

The first thing I do is reach for my phone. All my activities are organised with the help of my phone. The next thing I do is take coffee after brushing.

 

[MidnightMuse]

Use the bathroom, check my email, and then get something to eat. Not always in that order, through. Also, I go to the bathroom somewhere between doing these three.

 

[Zoldos]

The first thing I do after waking up is laying back down for more sleep. lol

 

[Heatman]

It depends on what wakes me up. If it's feeling pressed, I would go for the bathroom immediately but if it's not, my smartphone would be the first thing I'm reaching out to.

 

[Ashake]

It depends on what wakes me up. If it's feeling pressed, I would go for the bathroom immediately but if it's not, my smartphone would be the first thing I'm reaching out to.

I understand your point because what we do in the mornings can be determined by our body functions. At least sometimes, you can wake up just because you’re pressed or it could even be a call.