off-topic Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?

[Cedric]

Let’s face it, we’ve all gone down some weird rabbit holes on Google. Whether it’s a random question that popped into your head at 2 a.m. or something hilariously specific you needed an answer to, we’ve all searched for things we never thought we’d type.

So spill your secrets - what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled? Bonus points if you share the story behind it!

 

[1stop]

I remember typing in Google how to survive a zombie apocalypse. It was a funny thing but I still didn't get the right results I needed.

 

[Reelz]

There was time I was just playing around and I typed ‘How fast can a bird fly? In google search and I got quotes from some funny movie. Then, I discovered that there are some birds that can fly at extraordinarily high speed.

 

[Harsh World]

fly

The weirdest search I did in the recent past, that I can remember, included this word, but as a noun. I'm not going to post it here because it might make some people sick if they do try to look for it.

I just wanted to know if an image I had seen was real or not. It was real. And, I saw worse images that backed it up.

The "safe" search of this would be Trypophobia.

Trypophobia is an aversion to or repulsion to objects with repetitive patterns or clusters of small holes, such as honeycombs, sponges, or soap bubbles. People with trypophobia may feel panicky, shaky, or sick when they see these sights.

 

[Reelz]

The weirdest search I did in the recent past, that I can remember, included this word, but as a noun. I'm not going to post it here because it might make some people sick if they do try to look for it.

I just wanted to know if an image I had seen was real or not. It was real. And, I saw worse images that backed it up.

That sounds like something that could really be disturbing. The good thing is, we tend to learn something new each time we do this. That's the fun involved!

 

[Yama]

I once searched for How to use Dark Net? I did get some suggestions but never tried them

 

[Harsh World]

I once searched for How to use Dark Net? I did get some suggestions but never tried them

That's how you get yourself on a watchlist.

 

[Yama]

That's how you get yourself on a watchlist.

I live in a country where the Communist controls the government and the parliament.
By the way, I also Google myself. That's how I once found out people were talking bad things about me on a public forum. I had to stop using my real name online, except on my social profiles.

 

[NatureFreak]

When I was young and inexperienced in school, there was this girl I used to crush on. Her name was Vanessa. I couldn't bring myself to ask for her number because I was shy. One day I went on to Google and typed 'what is Vanessa's phone number'

 

[Cpvr]

When I was young and inexperienced in school, there was this girl I used to crush on. Her name was Vanessa. I couldn't bring myself to ask for her number because I was shy. One day I went on to Google and typed 'what is Vanessa's phone number'

 

[Harsh World]

When I was young and inexperienced in school, there was this girl I used to crush on. Her name was Vanessa. I couldn't bring myself to ask for her number because I was shy. One day I went on to Google and typed 'what is Vanessa's phone number'

I have to know though, did you call any Vanessa's listed?

 

[Ashake]

When I was young and inexperienced in school, there was this girl I used to crush on. Her name was Vanessa. I couldn't bring myself to ask for her number because I was shy. One day I went on to Google and typed 'What is Vanessa's phone number'

Is this real or some kind of joke? If it's real, then it's got to be a serious one. So, did you later get her number from Google?

 

[NatureFreak]

I have to know though, did you call any Vanessa's listed?

Nope. If memory serves me right all the numbers listed were international lines. That's when I realized how stupid I was

 

[Heatman]

The weirdest thing I Google was poop . I had a fall out with someone I was working with and he owed me $60 which he doesn't want to pay.

I agree to work before getting paid for him which he kept paying after the debt accumulated over a while. But then, it got to a point where after his debt was $60 and he refused to pay.

I tried everything possible for us to have an amicable resolution to the problem but he clearly doesn't want to pay me.

I Google poop and saved hundreds of different images. I used them to spam his site to hell. He kept banning my account and I kept creating a new one.