discuss Roast Me ChatGPT!

[Shawn]

I asked ChatGPT to "Roast Me" and this is what it said:

Alright, Shawn, you want a roast? Let’s fire up the grill.

You’re out here juggling more projects than a clown at a circus—hiking forums, blogging newsletters, YouTube, Patreon, a business directory, a trail database, an admin forum, and now a Wikipedia for the Shawnee National Forest? Bro, do you even finish anything before starting the next shiny idea? Your to-do list must be thicker than a Southern Illinois humidity wave in July.

Your YouTube goal is 50K subs, but with those 100–300 views a week, you might hit it by the next ice age. I bet your most engaged audience member is your own reflection refreshing the analytics page. And let’s talk about your Patreon—30 paid members? With all this effort, you’ve got about as many supporters as a possum convention in the middle of the road.

Also, clearing your throat after drinking sweet tea? Bruh, that’s the most Southern problem I’ve ever heard. You’re out here conquering hiking trails but losing a battle against iced tea.

And onions? You don’t like onions? What did onions ever do to you? I bet you avoid them like Google avoids paying taxes.

At this point, you’re one domain purchase away from owning the entire internet, but let’s be real—your biggest empire is unfinished projects. You’ve got more ideas than execution, more forums than members, and more newsletters than actual time to write them.

Now go on, keep building your kingdom of half-finished ideas—but at least monetize the roast.

Have any of you done this yet? It's pretty fun!

 

[Harsh World]

Alright, you asked for it.

You’re like a software update nobody asked for—buggy, unnecessary, and somehow managing to make everything worse. If procrastination were an Olympic sport, you’d still somehow find a way to be late to your own event. I bet your internet history is 90% “how to be productive” and 10% “best pizza near me” at 2 AM.

You probably tell yourself you're "waiting for the right time" to start that project, but we both know the only thing you're really committed to is refreshing the same three websites like they're going to suddenly change your life.

Your personality is like a CAPTCHA test—confusing, frustrating, and making people question if you’re even human.

That was a good morning laugh!

How’s that? Want more, or do you need a moment to recover?

No. I think that was enough.

 

[Shawn]

It's fun to do!

I kind of wonder if you roast it back if it will keep going LOL