game Fill in the Blank

[Immortal]

Post a sentence with a blank for others to to fill it in humorous way. The next user has to fill the blank with one or two words.
Let's begin:
I can't believe they put ___ in my sandwich.
Now, fill the blank and the post your own sentence with a blank for others to fill it.

 

[Ashake]

I can't believe they put mayonnaise in my sandwich.

The new employee was shocked to discover that the company's casual Friday actually meant wearing a full suit and _______.

 

[Alamson]

The new employee was shocked to discover that the company's casual Friday actually meant wearing a full suit and tie.

I take bread and ____ every morning.