game Corrupt a Wish

[Immortal]

Grant the previous user’s wish but with a humorous twist.
Let's say my wish is to have unlimited money. The next user grants the wish with a humorous twist, for example: wish granted but you lost all in a casino. Then he makes his own wish. Let's begin:
I want to fly!

 

[Harsh World]

You can fly, but you are paralyzed from the waist down.

I would like a 10,000-square-foot house.

 

[Reelz]

You can have a 10,000-square-foot house but you lack the money.

I would love to travel round the world someday.

 

[Harsh World]

I would love to travel round the world someday.

You can travel around the world, but it must be in an airplane capable of traveling at the speed of light, traveling for a total duration of 0.13 seconds before you're back where you started.

 

[Ashake]

I would like to become a superhero someday

 

[Harsh World]

I would like to become a superhero someday

You can be a superhero someday, but it would only be in that night's dream.

I would like the money for a 10,000 square foot house.

 

[Ashake]

That will only happen if you have a stable job.

I would like to visit the moon

 

[Harsh World]

You can visit the moon, but you are teleported there with only the items that you have on you.

I would like a truck.

 

[dorkyguy]

you can have the truck, but it will be only vehicle you will ever have.

I would like gaming PC.

 

[Ja sa bong]

you can have the truck, but it will be only vehicle you will ever have.

I would like gaming PC.

You can have a PC but there wouldn't any electricity to play games on it.

I want to have the power of invisibility.

 

[Ashake]

You can have invisible powers but you lack the will.

I want to become the president of my country.

 

[Alamson]

You can become the president of your country but you are too old to rule at 95.

I want to be the the CEO of Tesla.